Grrrr

You are not convenient
Nor are you easy to operate
I really hate the fact I can't
Sign in to my account!
I dutifully type my username
In all caps, like I signed up
I see you have slyly added
The not case dependent clause.
I move on to the password
Which I know deviates
In about three ways from
Something I can remember.
Then some evil code monkey
Has added one more thing
Please type the letters in the box
So I do.
And they don't,
No matter how carefully I match
Keystrokes to letters.
Eventually, the site becomes obscene
(Can a computer be condescending?)
And apologizes that I am having
Trouble with my account.
I had no trouble until they decided
To put one more layer of protection in.
It is like the super-condom of websites.
Up yours...you get no money today!