A Dog

His adventures are legendary,
That day I got a call asking,
What do you do when the dog ate a plastic bag?
Well...is he in distress?
No, not that I can tell, see he had this bag,
And I came up to take it from him,
Which made him go all Hoover on it.
Bang, it was gone!
Seriously? I asked my brother.
This is the dog that eats your socks,
To the tune of a package a month.
I am pretty sure a plastic bag will come through
Easier than the whole foot of a mens sock!
Just keep an eye on him, watch what comes out
And if you don't see bag coming out in a day or two,
Take him to the vet.
I guess the bag came through,
The dog is still riding shotgun in my brothers truck,
And just yesterday, he was at another plastic bag.